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once there were some soldiers that went on a six (6) weeks mission in the bushes of Newcastle near the Blue Mountains. While there the Captain saw the men tying a donkey to a tree. The Captain asked what was it for to which one of the men replied that it was for when they needed female companionship. The Captain was startled by this but went away without any further queries. While there the Captain began suffering from lack of woman company and then called one of the privates to ready the donkey for him. The Captain went in and after three hours the captain was finally finished. When he exited he called his sergeant aside and then asked in a gloating way if any body had done three hours with the donkey before. The sergeant then looked at the Captain with a horrified expression and replied "no, because we rise the donkey to the nearest town to look girl"